American Voices

The Budget Surplus

October 14, 1998 | ISSUE 34•11

The 1998 fiscal year ended with a federal budget surplus of $70 billion, the first surplus in three decades. What do you think?

  • We must've gotten all that money when we stopped buying those $3,000 hammers.

    Christopher Meacham
    Delivery Driver

  • I propose that a gold-doubloon-filled national vault be built in which all U.S. citizens may frolic and shout 'I'm rich! I'm rich!'

    Suzanne Gamble
    Potter

  • This is great. Now we can finally pay off .0000002 percent of the interest on the national debt."

    Meredith Wynegar
    Mechanical Engineer

  • Imagine that–all this happening right before an election. What luck.

    Jim Nettles
    Science Teacher

  • Seventy billion might seem like a lot but just wait until the government finds out how much tax it'll have to pay on it.

    Rick Randolph
    Systems Analyst

  • Do you think we should put that money toward bailing out our bankrupt Social Security system? Me neither. PlayStations for all!

    Eric Milbourne
    Student

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