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    The Bush White House

    Slideshow • Politics • ISSUE 44•39 • Sep 30, 2008
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    • '80s Retro Craze Sweeps Executive Branch

      WASHINGTON, DC–Remember SDI, deregulation, and tax cuts? The new administration does. That's right, '80s retro fever is sweeping the executive branch, with President Bush and his nostalgia-crazed colleagues going wild for the people and policies of that
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    • Giant Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed

      WASHINGTON, DC–The Bush Administration suffered another giant-girl-related setback Tuesday, when 60-foot-tall Alice Drury, 7,
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    • Energy Secretary Just Assumed Cabinet Knew He Did Porn Films In The '80s

      WASHINGTON, DC—Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham said it feels like he's mentioned his "mostly softcore" film work to everyone.
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    • Lone Wolf Ashcroft Given Rookie Partner

      WASHINGTON, DC—John Ashcroft, the tough, no-nonsense U.S. attorney general famous for his refusal to take orders, was assigned a rookie trainee Tuesday.
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    • Bollywood Remake Of Fahrenheit 9/11 Criticizes Bush Administration Through Show-Stopping Musical Numbers

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    • Colin Powell's Tell-All Book: Steroid Use Rampant In White House

      WASHINGTON, DC—Top Cabinet officials are up in arms about the allegations of widespread steroid use made by former Secretary of State Colin Powell in his new political tell-all Pumped: Living Fast, Loose, And On The Juice During My Tumultuous DC Days—And Nights.
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    • Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina

      WASHINGTON, DC—Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.
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    • Condoleezza Rice Holds Bathtime Talks With Undersea Representatives

      WASHINGTON, DC—Delegates worked out a new cease-splash agreement and broke an impasse on temperature reform.
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    • Shaking Off Amnesia, Gonzales Remembers He's Actually Pool Salesman From Tulsa

      WASHINGTON, DC—Hotshot Tulsa pool salesman
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    • Rove Resigns To Spend More Time In Shadows

      Rove claimed he never felt comfortable operating within the visible light spectrum
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