The Church Sex Scandal

A growing sex-abuse scandal is engulfing the Catholic Church, with many priests accused of sexually molesting children. What do you think?

  • “Where in the Bible does it forbid someone to pin a 10-year-old behind a large cooler of Kool-Aid in a church basement?”

    Chris Davis –
    Lawyer

  • “Catholic priests are being unfairly singled out as pedophiles. We must not forget the music teachers and hockey coaches.”

    Don Lawson –
    File Clerk

  • “This is just secular, liberal-media hysteria over thousands of grade-schoolers getting ass-raped.”

    Phil Ormond –
    Cab Driver

  • “Hey, if Abraham was willing to kill his son for God, the least a devout Catholic can do is let his kid get cornholed here and there.”

    Paul George –
    Accountant

  • “Wine, candles, incense, frilly little frocks... you can see how it sets a mood.”

    Sheila Rutt –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Now that it's out in the open, the healing can begin. Except for the kids.”

    Danielle Krug –
    Speech Therapist

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