American Voices

The Cigarette Tax

February 27, 2002 | ISSUE 38•07

Twenty-two states are considering raising cigarette taxes to generate extra revenue, and in New York City, the cost of a pack may reach $7. What do you think?

  • I think that if these politicians enjoyed a nice, relaxing smoke once in a while, they wouldn't propose such uptight laws.

    Patti Courson
    Receptionist

  • The government is such a bunch of suckers. I haven't reported my cigarettes on my taxes once.

    Frederick Purcell
    Systems Analyst

  • I don't care if they raise the price, because I'm the guy in the bar who doesn't smoke except when he drinks. Got a cigarette?

    Todd Kantner
    Bus Driver

  • How can I afford smokes now, especially with a baby on the way?

    Danielle Dawes
    Waitress

  • The government has a right to tax unhealthy products because, after all, they pay for health care. What? They don't?

    Richard McCall
    Contractor

  • Well, $7 seems like a reasonable price to pay to calm my shakes and jitters over not having any fucking money.

    Mike Dutler
    Machinist

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