American Voices

The Clone Wars

August 22, 2001 | ISSUE 37•29

Across the U.S. and on Capitol Hill, debate is raging on the issue of human cloning. What do you think?

  • Cloning? Why? Aren't most Americans pretty much exactly alike as it is?

    Lisa Rossiter
    Florist

  • We really have no idea what kind of profound ramifications this could have on future generations, and on life on this planet as a whole. Let's find out.

    Dan Preece
    Truck Driver

  • Cloning forces us to ask some hard questions. For example, which person, the original or the clone, gets to wear the goatee and be evil?

    Stewart Nicholls
    Cashier

  • Can we clone a bulletproof Kurt Cobain? He was a sun that set too soon.

    Danielle Yates
    Student

  • Anything that puts more people on the planet is okay by me.

    Bill Barron
    Systems Analyst

  • Didn't the world learn its lesson when test-tube baby Louise grew to 60 feet tall and rampaged across London?

    Ken Bould
    Architect

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