The Clone Wars

In the first-ever cloning of a mammal, scientists in Scotland announced last week that they had successfully cloned a sheep. What do you think?

  • “Big deal. I discovered the secret of my sheep's colon years ago.”

    Tad Kolinski –
    Farmer

  • “The world of the frighteningly prophetic 1984 film Weird Science is closer than we think.”

    Wendy Reid –
    Interior Decorator

  • “I can't believe it—imagine a whole field of sheep that all look alike!”

    Barbara Eastman –
    Systems Analyst

  • “They spend billions on genetics research, and meanwhile, I still have no pretzel rods with tangy ranch flavor.”

    Rajeev Pindar –
    Speech Pathologist

  • “Science can do anything now, man. They can clone, they can orbit shit. Hell, I'll admit it—science is cool.”

    Tony Roth –
    Building Supervisor

  • “I think I saw some of those cloning experiments going on down at the mall. They had wallet chains and real big pants.”

    Will Backman –
    Plumber

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