The Clone Wars
0In the first-ever cloning of a mammal, scientists in Scotland announced last week that they had successfully cloned a sheep. What do you think?
“Big deal. I discovered the secret of my sheep's colon years ago.”
Tad Kolinski –
Farmer“The world of the frighteningly prophetic 1984 film Weird Science is closer than we think.”
Wendy Reid –
Interior Decorator“I can't believe it—imagine a whole field of sheep that all look alike!”
Barbara Eastman –
Systems Analyst“They spend billions on genetics research, and meanwhile, I still have no pretzel rods with tangy ranch flavor.”
Rajeev Pindar –
Speech Pathologist“Science can do anything now, man. They can clone, they can orbit shit. Hell, I'll admit it—science is cool.”
Tony Roth –
Building Supervisor“I think I saw some of those cloning experiments going on down at the mall. They had wallet chains and real big pants.”
Will Backman –
Plumber
