The Clorox Company (CLX)

Stockwatchbusiness ISSUE 49•22 May 28, 2013

$84.88 (-$1.82) (-2.10%) Share prices dropped today after the market just wanted a damn floor mop—you know, a regular damn mop you use with a bucket, not this contraption that you have to put pads on and get special cleaner for, which doesn’t even look like it works.

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