The Cowboys Collapse
They were a favorite preseason Super Bowl pick, but Dallas is stumbling at the halfway point. What exactly went wrong?
Backup QB Brad Johnson unable to inspire confidence in team, as everyone thinks his 2002 Bucs Super Bowl ring is a fake
Receiver Miles Austin's flashes of potential are balanced out by long, steady periods of incompetence
Sacking the quarterback four times in the same play is not only classless and ineffective, but is actually a penalty
God finally used hole in stadium roof to watch Cowboys play, was disgusted with what He saw, decided to do something about it
Terrell Owens' desire to get ball abated significantly when he realized other team would hit the man carrying it
Jerry Jones not quite interfering enough
Playbook just diagrams of taunting and celebrations
Defense needs to work on fundamentals of arm tackles
Inevitable letdown after winning Super Bowl during preseason
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