The Death Of John-John
0Killed with his wife and sister-in-law in a plane crash July 16, JFK Jr. joins a long line of Kennedys to die under tragic circumstances. What do you think about the latest calamity to befall America's first family?
“It's tragic when you consider all the wasted potential. Think of all the stylish neckties he would have gone on to wear.”
Jennifer Levy –
Graphic Designer“Just give me a minute to collect myself and dry the tears I'm crying for America. Okay, now, who died?”
Elaine Foss –
Florist“We have lost a man who forged in the smithy of his soul the uncreated conscience of his race. No, wait—that was James Joyce. JFK Jr. was that guy in People.”
Frank Cameron –
Actuary“Christ, how long can that crazy wop Giancana stay mad?”
Rajiv Gopindar –
Cashier“All I can say is, thank God his wife was also in the plane, sparing us from having to endure another bony, widowed, fashionplate, pseudo-royal Jackie O figure for the next 50 years.”
Steve
Roby –
Delivery
Driver“You know, I'm gonna miss that old casket-saluting bar-flunker.”
John Auletta –
Systems Analyst
