The 'Dirty Bomb' Threat
0U.S. citizen Jose Padilla was arrested May 8 in a plot to detonate a "dirty bomb" spewing low-level radiation. What do you think about this latest terror threat?
“I am an American, and I'm not about to be cowed into fearing things I should be afraid of.”
Jim Miller –
Architect“I'm glad they caught that soy-bomb guy. He was a dick.”
Lisa Bell –
Student“I don't know... picking up chicks with, 'Sleep with me, baby—tomorrow we could all be dirty-bombed' just doesn't cut it.”
Frank Castellano –
Delivery Driver“That's so awesome that the government stopped a would-be terrorist. And right when they're reeling from criticism about that stuff. It's like fate! A magical cosmic symmetry!”
Dave Downing –
File Clerk“Tell you one thing: There wouldn't be all this bombing and killing stuff if everyone in the world were either me or my wife.”
Mitch Redmond –
Systems Analyst“The big question is, how did we ever let a guy like this into the country? What? He was born here? Oh.”
Dana Cornell –
Florist
