American Voices

The Dockworkers' Strike

October 16, 2002 | ISSUE 38•38

Dockworkers in 29 West Coast ports returned to work last week under court order, tackling a 10-day backlog of cargo. What do you think?

  • Those damn dockworkers have it so good—except for the spending-all-day-hauling-200- pound-boxes part.

    John McGee
    Systems
    Analyst

  • My heart goes out to those dockworkers. They could have been contenders. They could have been somebody. Instead of a bunch of bums, which is what they are.

    Grace Olney
    Librarian

  • I heard Bush ended this strike by invoking 1947's Taft-Hartley Act. If I were him, I'd leave that boring crap back in ninth-grade history, where it belongs.

    Randall
    Smithson
    Electrician

  • Oh, good. I would have just died if some shit on a boat in San Francisco didn't get unloaded.

    Adam Nesbitt
    Attorney

  • This is like the time I organized a strike over at Sbarro's. Actually, I just stopped showing up.

    Gordie Runnels
    File Clerk

  • I just feel bad for all the rotting vegetables. They're the real victims in all this.

    Marcy Webber
    Student

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