American Voices

The FBI And Pot

October 13, 2005 | ISSUE 43•28 ISSUE 41•41

The FBI is considering relaxing their strict standards for past marijuana use among prospective agents. What do you think?

  • I think it's a good change. The FBI should be open to considering applicants who attended college at some point in their past.

    Gerald Leslie
    Therapist

  • As long as the FBI sticks to its '3 Strikes And You're Out' policy on masturbation, their reputation will remain intact.

    Craig Lefferts
    Salesman

  • What's next? Allowing drunks to join the police?

    Theresa Spillman
    Police Officer

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