The High Cost Of Weddings
The average cost of a wedding in the United States is $19,581. What do you think?
“That's just if you're looking for an average wedding. We've got unmemorable substandard wedding packages beginning at only 14 grand." ”
Keith Brenneck –
“Well, in my case, it will need to be much higher. I'm only attracted to needy, covetous women whose wedding fantasies never got beyond the Barbie stage and who never seem happy anyhow."”
Alice Foder –
“But what's the alternative? Saving $20,000 and having sex with lots of different people?"”
Damon Lombardo –