The High Cost Of Weddings

American VoicesLocal ISSUE 46•27 Jul 7, 2010

The average cost of a wedding in the United States is $19,581. What do you think?

  • “That's just if you're looking for an average wedding. We've got unmemorable substandard wedding packages beginning at only 14 grand." ”

    Keith Brenneck –
    Wedding Planner

  • “Well, in my case, it will need to be much higher. I'm only attracted to needy, covetous women whose wedding fantasies never got beyond the Barbie stage and who never seem happy anyhow."”

    Alice Foder –
    Mica Inspector

  • “But what's the alternative? Saving $20,000 and having sex with lots of different people?"”

    Damon Lombardo –
    Systems Analyst

Popular Onion Video

Watch more videos