The Human-Cloning Controversy
0Last week, scientists announced the first-ever cloning of a human embryo, which they hope to mine for stem cells to treat diseases. What do you think?
“At last, the underpopulation crisis has found its magic bullet.”
Carla Rayner –
Homemaker“A whole population of identical-looking human beings? This chilling dystopian vision has already come to pass in the fall J. Crew catalog.”
Leslie Jong –
Massage Therapist“We don't need these cloned embryos takin' all the jobs away from regular embryos.”
Rich Stewart –
Auto Mechanic“Scientists should not be allowed to play God. Brian Blessed would be much better.”
Donald Scott –
Tax Attorney“I've got a plan to create the world's first human-clone hybrid. Remember that sheep Dolly? I'm gonna fuck it.”
Fred Gardner –
Cashier“I think I'll just sit back and let the ignorant, hysterical Christians handle this one.”
Peter Jordan –
Systems Analyst
