The In-Flight Cell-Phone Ban
The FCC is currently reviewing its ban on the use of cell phones during flights, but many passengers say they like the restriction. What do you think?
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If they lift the ban on cell-phone use, they better lift the ban on passengers beating the shit out of each other, too.
Carla Sparks
Chef -
But...but...what about the disastrous effect cell phones could have on aircraft navigational systems?! Nooo!
Gordan Rami
Repairman -
I don't know. Last year, the airlines lifted the ban on seat-kicking and look what happened.
Brenda Ellis-Lee
Salesperson -
Awesome! Now I can call my girlfriend and join the Mile High Solo club.
Joe Callister
Cashier -
What an ideal marriage of the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell. And Kafka. And Pavlov. And Mengele.
Tyler Wilson
Systems Analyst -
Now the only thing left is to fill the cabin with ankle-deep brackish ice water, and air travel will be about perfect.
Toby Leiffert
Teacher
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