American Voices

The Insanity Defense

January 21, 1998 | ISSUE 33•02

Last week, the judge in the Unabomber trial ordered defendant Ted Kaczynski to undergo tests to assess his mental condition, sparking debate about the legitimacy of using insanity as a defense in criminal cases. What do you think?

  • Mr. Kaczynski has always impressed me as an extremely stable and mentally balanced homicidal Luddite mail-bomber.

    Donald Paciorek
    Waiter

  • I think the definition of insanity needs to be clarified. For example, what is the real distinction between 'bat-shit insane' and 'ape-shit insane'?

    Faye English
    Guidance Counselor

  • We've got to start cracking down on America's utterly lucid murderers.

    Rachel Bradley
    Systems Analyst

  • If Kaczynski wants to get acquitted by reason of insanity, all he has to do is something insane, like, oh, I don't know, like maybe blow people up with letter bombs for a couple of decades.

    Kenny Porter
    Civil Engineer

  • I just got a great deal on a 27-inch TV down at Krazy Karl's Save-A-Tarium. Karl is obviously insane to offer such low prices, but that doesn't mean he's innocent of great bargains.

    Stewart Mota
    Architect

  • Who is the man who is capable of judging another man? Judge Wapner, that's who.

    Ronald Issel
    Math Teacher

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