American Voices

The Interest-Rate Hike

July 7, 2004 | ISSUE 40•27

Last week, the Federal Reserve raised a key short-term interest rate for the first time in four years. What do you think?

  • It's about time Greenspan got off his duff and did something other than sit around the office all day analyzing market indicators.

    Danielle Strohkirch
    Secretary

  • As long as the rate hike makes it tougher for terrorists to afford the tools of terror, I'll support it.

    Justin Fillmore
    Dental Hygienist

  • Perfect. Just perfect. First my wife leaves me, then my son dies in a car accident, and now this?

    Michael Eighmy
    Systems Analyst

  • Classic move by the Fed Chief there. Man, Greenspan—gotta love him.

    Tony Fields
    Audiologist

  • The lenders should fight the Feds and refuse to raise the rates. Come on, America. We can do this.

    Jason Forst
    Performer

  • How does the Federal Reserve sleep at night? More to the point, how does it stay awake during the day?

    Christine Cain
    Veterinarian

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