American Voices

The Jeffords Defection

May 30, 2001 | ISSUE 37•20

Last week, U.S. Sen. James Jeffords of Vermont left the GOP to become an independent, handing control of the Senate to the Democrats. What do you think?

  • Wow, this could shift the balance of power in the Senate. It has? I was right.

    Bud Manwaring
    Truck Driver

  • It's rare when a senator does what he thinks is right. It's even rarer when the rest of the Senate notices.

    Angela Aldrete
    Piano Teacher

  • Now that the Democrats are in control, know what that means? Ping-pong table in the rotunda! Ping-pong table in the rotunda!

    Hal Uribe
    Cashier

  • We can't have people changing parties all willy-nilly. This nation was founded on principles of non-willy-nillyness.

    Paul Dravecky
    Systems Analyst

  • Why would anybody want to leave the Republican Party? It just doesn't make sense.

    Donna Thompson
    Homemaker

  • A senator defected? Oh, no–now the Russians will learn all the secrets to how we make our government run so smoothly and efficiently.

    Larry Mitchell
    Banker

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