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    The Legacy Of Dick Cheney

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•35 • Feb 1, 2009
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    • Cheney Returns To U.S. With Full Head Of Thick, Wavy Hair

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    • Bush Won't Stop Asking Cheney If We Can Invade Yet

      WASHINGTON, DC—Vice-President Dick Cheney issued a stern admonishment to President Bush Tuesday, telling the overeager chief executive that he didn't want to hear
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    • Cheney Clotheslines Aide

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    • Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

      GREENSBORO, NC—In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election.
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    • Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

      WASHINGTON, DC—In one intercom-exchange transcript, a voice identifies himself as
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    • Generous Vice President Cheney Gives Hard-Working Media Field Day

      Calling it a token of his affection, the vice president claimed that spraying his elderly hunting companion in the face with birdshot was the least he could do.
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    • New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love

      WASHINGTON, DC —"He broke free from the straps that secured him to the bed as he normally does after heart surgery. But then he hugged me," Cheney's cardiologist said.
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    • Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts

      WASHINGTON—U.S. vice president and known extremist Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most feared man in America, is still alive, and he is out there somewhere.
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