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    The Legacy Of George W. Bush

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•29 • Jan 21, 2009
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    • Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling

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    • Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations

      BATAVIA, IL—Bush, who describes himself as
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    • Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer

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    • Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend

      WASHINGTON, DC—In a move intended to dispel criticism over his Vietnam-era military record, President Bush announced Monday that he will spend the weekend at the Sheppard Air Force Base in Wichita Falls, TX, to make up his missed National Guard service.
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    • Bush: Vacation Ruined By 'Stupid Dead Soldier'

      CRAWFORD, TX—President Bush addressed the press Monday, mourning the tragic loss of his summer vacation.
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    • Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports

      WARREN, PA—Chris Reinard sat uncomfortably through stories of Bush's yacht trip with an Arab prince during their brief meeting at a local bar.
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    • Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal Of Head From White House Banister

      WASHINGTON, DC—"I stuffed it in here for a reason, and to remove it now would mean giving up on everything we believe in," Bush said from between two White House banister poles.
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    • Bush Texting While Mahmoud Abbas Speaks

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    • Bush Begins Preparations For Nation's Final Year

      WASHINGTON—The president assured citizens he would do everything possible over next few months to promote a smooth transition into utter oblivion.
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    • Daring Bush Returns From Egypt With Crystal Skull

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