American Voices

The McVeigh Trial

April 9, 1997 | ISSUE 31•13

With the Oklahoma City bombing trial about to begin, many observers are questioning whether defendant Timothy McVeigh—the subject of intense media scrutiny for nearly two years—can get a fair trial before an unbiased jury. What do you think?

  • What's so hard about giving him a fair trial? If he floats, he's a witch. Case closed.

    Mitchell Dyer
    Systems Analyst

  • I think the biggest threat to McVeigh's getting a fair trial is the fact that he blew up that federal building in Oklahoma City.

    Ron Young
    Pianist

  • It's the trial of the century! Or, at least, this year's trial of the century. Okay, this year's second trial of the century.

    Ken Francona
    Caterer

  • America should have a permanent supply of 12 people encased in lucite for just such occasions.

    Ellen Sakata
    Podiatrist

  • Even if he did set off that bomb, who's to say those people wouldn't have blown up anyway?

    Harriet Mortimer
    Student

  • Maybe he can plea-bargain down to 16,000 counts of littering and mishandling biological waste.

    Arlo Unger
    Legal Secretary

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