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    The Mideast Conflict

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•30 • Jul 18, 2008
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    • Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.

      MIDDLE EAST—The U.N. has issued a strongly worded thingy denouncing someone or something having to do with the vicious suicide whatevers that tore across some city this week.
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    • Middle East Crisis Traced To Trouble-Making Genie

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    • Sexual Tension Between Arafat, Sharon Reaches Breaking Point

      JERUSALEM—The tension between Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat culminated in a steamy, passionate kiss.
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    • Prohibitively High Rocket-Fuel Prices Bring Mideast Crisis To Standstill

      BEIRUT, LEBANON—Lines at the pump extended for miles as frustrated Hezbollah soldiers waited for hours to fill up their Katushyas and Qassam-2s.
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    • Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon

      Hezbollah declared that the mass bombing of their homeland gave them new respect for Israel as "a legitimate power and a beacon of democracy."
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    • Israeli PM: 'One More Suicide Bombing And I'll Give Them Whatever They Want'

      JERUSALEM—Olmert warned terrorists, in the strongest possible terms, that he is ready to submit to their every demand.
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    • Crazed Palestinian Gunman Angered By Stereotypes

      HEBRON, WEST BANK—In an emotionally charged press conference Monday, crazed Palestinian gunman Faisal al Hamad expressed frustration over the stereotyping of his people.
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    • Hamas Calls For 'Giant Summit' With All Israelis

      RAMALLAH, WEST BANK—Hamas leaders invited
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    • Syria Attends Mideast Peace Talks For Free Continental Breakfast

      ANNAPOLIS, MD—"We are here in the interest of peace," said a member of the Syrian delegation, also noting the availability of free milk, tea, and assorted juices.
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    • Blues Musician To U.N.: 'Yemen Done Me Wrong'

      UNITED NATIONS—Legendary Delta bluesman Willie
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