Four months after her disappearance, the search continues for Chandra Levy, the 24-year-old intern who had an affair with Rep. Gary Condit (D-CA). What do you think?

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  For years, men have been screwing women and then vanishing. But one woman does it, and there's all this hoop-de-doo.

  Donald Bumbry
  Systems Analyst

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  Man, the Democrats sure do love those intern Jewesses.

  Hal Murray
  File Clerk

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  I am enraged by Condit's evasiveness. Just tell us, yes or no: Did you have butt sex?

  Fred Singleton
  Cashier

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  While the police are at it, they should find out where my intern is. I asked for those copies 20 minutes ago!

  Richard Sakata
  Attorney

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  I've been missing for almost two years now, and it still hasn't made the news.

  Jill Roenicke
  Biologist

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  I hope this finally shows our young people that there's no future in fucking politicians.

  Diana Dempsey
  Speech Pathologist