The Missing Intern
0Four months after her disappearance, the search continues for Chandra Levy, the 24-year-old intern who had an affair with Rep. Gary Condit (D-CA). What do you think?
“For years, men have been screwing women and then vanishing. But one woman does it, and there's all this hoop-de-doo.”
Donald Bumbry –
Systems Analyst“Man, the Democrats sure do love those intern Jewesses.”
Hal Murray –
File Clerk“I am enraged by Condit's evasiveness. Just tell us, yes or no: Did you have butt sex?”
Fred Singleton –
Cashier“While the police are at it, they should find out where my intern is. I asked for those copies 20 minutes ago!”
Richard Sakata –
Attorney“I've been missing for almost two years now, and it still hasn't made the news.”
Jill Roenicke –
Biologist“I hope this finally shows our young people that there's no future in fucking politicians.”
Diana Dempsey –
Speech Pathologist
