The Missing Intern

American VoicesPolitics ISSUE 37•24 Jul 18, 2001

Four months after her disappearance, the search continues for Chandra Levy, the 24-year-old intern who had an affair with Rep. Gary Condit (D-CA). What do you think?

  • “For years, men have been screwing women and then vanishing. But one woman does it, and there's all this hoop-de-doo.”

    Donald Bumbry –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Man, the Democrats sure do love those intern Jewesses.”

    Hal Murray –
    File Clerk

  • “I am enraged by Condit's evasiveness. Just tell us, yes or no: Did you have butt sex?”

    Fred Singleton –
    Cashier

  • “While the police are at it, they should find out where my intern is. I asked for those copies 20 minutes ago!”

    Richard Sakata –
    Attorney

  • “I've been missing for almost two years now, and it still hasn't made the news.”

    Jill Roenicke –
    Biologist

  • “I hope this finally shows our young people that there's no future in fucking politicians.”

    Diana Dempsey –
    Speech Pathologist

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