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The Morning-After Pill

March 30, 2005 | ISSUE 41•13

The FDA is deciding whether they will allow non-prescription sales of the morning-after pill Plan B. What do you think?

  • If this pill is sold over the counter, people will start, for the first time ever, having unprotected sex.

    Jared Maldonado
    Telemarketer

  • It says in the Bible that the morning-after pill is wrong. I believe the passage is Pharmaceuticals 3:16.

    Adrian Roy
    Systems Analyst

  • Why not? The tequila responsible for getting me knocked up in the first place is sold over the counter.

    Dana Conner
    Photographer

  • Not for me, thanks. I've had a Dalkon Shield IUD in me for 30 years, and in me it's gonna stay.

    Ana Huff
    Musician

  • Do I think they should sell the morning-after pill over the counter? Hell, I think they should add it to One-A-Day multivitamins.

    Claude Adkins
    Author

  • Wait. There's a way to prevent pregnancy?

    Karl Bass
    Security Guard

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