The Onion Bids Farewell To The 261st Best Pope Of All TimeSlideshow • News • ISSUE 49•09 • Feb 28, 2013 1.7K1510Pope Makes First Papal Visit To Six Flags1 of 14Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States2 of 14Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion3 of 14Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels4 of 14Pope To Ease Up On Jesus TalkPontiff Trying To Be Not So In-Your-Face With That Stuff5 of 14Pope Vows To Crack Down On Crime In Vatican City Slum6 of 14Vatican Reverses Stance On Gay Marriage After Meeting Tony And Craig7 of 14Vatican Dispatches Elite Team Of Bishops To Sabotage Contraceptive Manufacturer8 of 14Trusted Sistine Chapel Janitor Convicted Of Sexually Abusing Last 4 Popes9 of 14Group Of Hunky Cardinals Appeal To Pope To Relax Celibacy Requirement10 of 14Pope Tweets Picture Of Self With God11 of 14Pope Reaches Out To Catholic Youth By Joining Twitter, Giving Up On Catholicism12 of 14Rare Pornographic Movie Shot At Vatican For First Time Since 1982's 'Pope Fisters IV'13 of 14Resigning Pope No Longer Has Strength To Lead Church Backward14 of 14More Slideshows Start OverThe Week In Pictures – Week Of February 25, 2013The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 18, 2013The Onion Honors Pope Benedict XVIThe Week In Pictures8 RIDICULOUSLY HOT Photos Of Beyonce At The Super Bowl