The Onion's 2008 In Review: Entertainment

This year, tabloid mainstays like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were largely out of the limelight. What do you think?

  • “That is because the world had bigger things to deal with, like Miley Cyrus, and another Angelina Jolie baby.”

    Arvid Bell –
    Insurance Salesman

  • “I'm glad the media finally heeded those poor girls' repeated pleas for privacy.”

    Gene Edmonds –
    Unemployed

  • “I was hugely surprised by this, especially because we found out this year that Lindsay is a giant lesbian. Who doesn't like a cover story about a giant lesbian?”

    Kate Billey –
    Visiting Nurse

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