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    The Onion's Coverage Of Internet Privacy

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 8, 2013
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    • Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

      Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.
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    • Google Responds To Privacy Concerns With Unsettlingly Specific Apology

      MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—"Whether you're Michael Paulson who lives at 3425 Longview Terrace and makes $86,400 a year, or Jessica Goldblatt from Lynnwood, WA, who already has well-established trust issues, we at Google would just like to say how very, truly sorry we are," said CEO Eric Schmidt.
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    • Facebook To Permit Users To Change Privacy Settings Only If They Guess Word Contained In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg

      Female friends spend a raucous night validating the living shit out of each other, an exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing her fingers together, and a 5-year old wants to be an overworked Haitian nanny when he grows up.
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    • In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

      Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.
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    • Privacy Advocates Refuse To Release New Report

      WASHINGTON, DC—Privacy-rights advocates from the American Privacy Rights Center refused to release a heavily researched report on the new Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004 Monday.
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    • What's Our Unguessable Password?

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