The Onion's Finest Sports Photojournalism Of 2012Slideshow • sports • ISSUE 48•51 • Dec 27, 2012 931230Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas' Gay Nightlife Scene1 of 22Eli Manning: 'My Mom And Dad Are Taking Me To Disney World!'2 of 22NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son’s Car3 of 22Adorable Jaguars Mail Peyton Manning Picture They Fingerpainted Of Him Wearing Jacksonville Jersey4 of 22Tebow, Sanchez Vow To Work Together To Throw Football5 of 22Big Brown Attempts Horse Racing Comeback As Jockey6 of 22Jubilant Rangers Throw Skates Into Stands7 of 22MLB Unsure Why It Ever Agreed To Hold League-Wide 'Teeny Tiny Boy Shorts Day'8 of 22Nation Concerned Tiger Woods Only Has That One Red Shirt9 of 22Creepy Fan In Bleachers Watching You More Than Game10 of 22London Olympic Workers Use Crane To Lower Bob Costas In Front Of Crackling Fireplace11 of 22London Opening Ceremonies End With Traditional Lighting Of Olympic Stadium12 of 22Lakers Accidentally Trade For 7-Inch-Tall Center Dwink Howard13 of 22Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez14 of 22Cubs Fans Now Too Fat To Attend Games15 of 22Back Judge From Packers, Seahawks Game Returns To Job As Air Traffic Controller16 of 22Alabama State Constitution Changed to Just Read 'Roll Tide'17 of 22John Madden Finally Just Eats RV18 of 22MRI Reveals Derek Jeter Still Has Couple Shitty Seasons Left In Him19 of 22Ben Roethlisberger Admits Wearing Steelers Throwback Jersey Lowest Point In His Life20 of 22Eli Manning Reverts To 13-Year-Old Form After Making Wish To Be Kid Again21 of 22Pistons Lose To Elementary School Girls Team After Big Night From 4'9" Center22 of 22More Slideshows Start OverThe Onion's Finest Photojournalism Of 2012Hot Boys We Liked In 2012Those We Lost In 2012 Those We Should Have Lost In 2012OSN's 2012 Sportsman Of The Year: Jerry Sandusky