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    The Onion's Issue-By-Issue Candidate Guide

    Graphical Feature • Politics • politicians • ISSUE 48•44 • Oct 31, 2012
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    As Election Day nears, inform your vote with The Onion’s definitive issue-by-issue guide to the presidential candidates. Check back daily for further analysis of where the candidates stand on all of the major issues facing our nation. To help you prepare even further, you must watch The Onion Voter's Guides. Do it now. It's the law: Mitt Romney | Barack Obama

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