The OxyContin Epidemic
OxyContin, a powerful prescription painkiller whose effects have been compared to heroin's, is being abused by a soaring number of drug addicts. What do you think?
“It's been great getting my drugs at Walgreens. The pharmacists there are so much friendlier than that dickbag Zach I used get my shit from.”
Rob West –
Electrician“Whoa, hold on there a minute: You can get high off an acne pad?”
Barry Valtierra –
Bike Messenger“You are so lame. They're called Oxys or O.C.'s. No one says 'OxyContin.'”
Dana Schwartz –
Student“Didn't we learn anything from that one Little House On The Prairie where Albert gets hooked on morphine?”
Emily Jay –
Homemaker“While I am strongly opposed to drug abuse, I must applaud the entrepreneurial spirit exhibited by addicts when it comes to finding new ways to get off.”
Chris Levey –
Auto Salesman“This is exactly why I don't want my kids hanging out with white people.”
Raymond Harvey –
Systems Analyst




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