The Police Blotter
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Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death
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Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers
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Unknown Gunman In Hardee's Parking Lot On Verge Of International Prominence
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Murder Suspect To Be Tried By Media: Overworked Justice System Grateful For Help
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Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting
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