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    The Presidency

    Slideshow • Politics • george w. bush • barack obama • ISSUE 45•44 • Nov 3, 2009
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    • Obama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of Presidency

      WASHINGTON—Years from now, historians will be able to simulate what the former president might have looked like tying his shoelaces on the afternoon of June 3, 2011.
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    • Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

      President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.
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    • Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box

      CHAPPAQUA, NY—Clinton quietly placed the modest Dior frock inside his
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    • Report: Presidents Washington Through Bush May Have Lied About Key Matters

      WASHINGTON, DC—In allegations likely to further erode Americans' faith in the office of the presidency, presidents George Washington through George W. Bush may have lied about key matters of national import during their tenures as chief executive, an independent-counsel investigation asserted Monday.
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    • U.S. Government Finds $20 Trillion Buried By Absentminded Reagan In 1987

      WASHINGTON—While senior officials were initially unsure of where the hoard of valuables had come from, a number of clues—most notably a framed photo of former first lady Nancy Reagan accompanied by the note
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    • Bush Challenges America To Produce The Perfect Romantic Comedy By 2009

      WASHINGTON, DC—Making a bold statement of appeal to "the long-standing spirit of entrepreneurial enterprise in this great nation" Monday, President Bush challenged the U.S. entertainment industry to produce the perfect romantic comedy by summer 2009.
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    • Clinton Injected With Highly Unstable Experimental Growth Serum

       WASHINGTON, DC—Forced to take desperate measures in a last-minute attempt to avert disaster and save the free world, President Clinton ordered top military scientists to inject his body with a highly unstable experimental growth serum Monday.
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    • Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Child On White House Tour Momentarily Seizes Control Of Nation

      WASHINGTON, DC­—Myers spent much of his reign, which lasted from approximately 2:00 p.m. to 2:15 p.m., spinning in circles in the president's chair.
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    • George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade

      DALLAS—
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