The Republican Majority

Last week, Bush became the first Republican president to be re-elected with House and Senate majorities since 1924. What do you think?

  • “So they still control the House, Senate, and Oval Office? Well, at least we still have the smug, condescending attitude that cost us the election in the first place.”

    Beverly Banks –
    Systems
    Analyst

  • “Our nation may be bitterly divided, but at least our government can agree on being ultra-conservative.”

    Edgar Mendez –
    Data Keyer

  • “What's so bad about this? Could some Democrat explain it to me in under an hour, without starting to scream or cry?”

    Sam Howell –
    Credit Checker

  • “Now that the Republicans run Congress, the White House, and soon the Supreme Court, they'll just have to invent some new branches of government to dominate, as well.”

    Ted Jacobs –
    Dentist

  • “The fact that 48 percent of Americans voted for a boring placeholder like John Kerry is actually a really good sign for the Left.”

    Leo Watts –
    Custom Tailor

  • “Hold on. I'm being text-messaged orders from my Republican congressman on how to proceed next. Put clothes in dryer? Yes, Rep. Burchardt.”

    Erika Williamson –
    Interior Designer

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