The Return Of Mad Cow
0Mad-cow disease is once again sweeping Europe, prompting renewed fears on this side of the Atlantic, including a New York-area recall of Mamba, a candy that contains beef gelatin. What do you think?
“So long as Mallo Cups remain untainted, I care little about this.”
Matt Maldonado –
Bartender“Now I can finally unload all this mad-cow-related merchandise.”
Oscar Kinnard –
Systems Analyst“Mad Cow? Isn't that the guy on the Z-106 Morning Nuthouse? I always knew there was something wrong with him.”
Victoria Ewart –
Legal Secretary“People are overlooking an important aspect of this crisis: Have you actually seen a cow staggering around drooling? It's hilarious.”
Warren Hough –
Civil Engineer“Does this candy knock children unconscious for an hour or so? Oh. Never mind, then.”
Benjamin Ruff –
Machinist“Germany is being forced to slaughter 400,000 cattle. Luckily, they're pretty good at that sort of thing.”
Susan Royce –
Hairstylist
