The Return Of Mad Cow
Mad-cow disease is once again sweeping Europe, prompting renewed fears on this side of the Atlantic, including a New York-area recall of Mamba, a candy that contains beef gelatin. What do you think?
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So long as Mallo Cups remain untainted, I care little about this.
Matt Maldonado
Bartender -
Now I can finally unload all this mad-cow-related merchandise.
Oscar Kinnard
Systems Analyst -
Mad Cow? Isn't that the guy on the Z-106 Morning Nuthouse? I always knew there was something wrong with him.
Victoria Ewart
Legal Secretary -
People are overlooking an important aspect of this crisis: Have you actually seen a cow staggering around drooling? It's hilarious.
Warren Hough
Civil Engineer -
Does this candy knock children unconscious for an hour or so? Oh. Never mind, then.
Benjamin Ruff
Machinist -
Germany is being forced to slaughter 400,000 cattle. Luckily, they're pretty good at that sort of thing.
Susan Royce
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