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    The Return Of Peyton: Trying To Solidify His Place As History's Third-Best Manning

    Slideshow • Sports • ISSUE 48•37 • Sep 9, 2012
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    • Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are

      Doc and Kenny answer "fan mail" about terrible receivers in Denver, confusing NCAA-upset sex, and Bryce Harper's dickishness.
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    • Knowing Glance Between Peyton Manning And John Elway Entering Third Hour

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    • Doctors Clear Peyton Manning To Let 300-Pound Men Slam Him Into The Ground As Hard As They Can

      INDIANAPOLIS—Sources confirmed Friday that Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning had been cleared by doctors to resume his career of being chased, clubbed, and thrown to the ground by 300-pound men, often with the 300-pound men falling on to...
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    • Peyton Manning Goes On 3-Day Football-Playing Binge After Being Dumped By Colts

      News is breaking all over Indy as the Giants reveal their plans to tackle Tom Brady, Belichick rallies the troops with genital mutilation, and Peyton Manning gets over the Colts with some casual football.
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    • Peyton Manning Congratulates Brother Eli: 'This Has Been The Worst Year Of My Life'

      INDIANAPOLIS—Mere minutes after Super Bowl XLVI MVP Eli Manning hoisted the Lombardi Trophy on Sunday, he was congratulated in the locker room by his older brother, injury-ridden four-time NFL MVP Peyton, whose sadness at missing an entire season se...
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    • Peyton Manning To Spend Several Weeks With Newborn Twins Before Naming Starting Child

      INDIANAPOLIS—After months of preparing for the birth of the new Mannings, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning announced Tuesday he will carefully assess his newborn twins in the coming weeks before he names one of his offspring as the star...
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