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    The Rise Of Obama

    Slideshow • Politics • ISSUE 45•04 • Jan 22, 2009
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    • Hillary Clinton Threatened By Black Man

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    • Barack Obama 'Tiger Beat' Cover Clinches Slumber Party Vote

      WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Monday by Teen Zogby!, both Barack Obama's approval and dreaminess ratings...
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    • Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser

      COLUMBIA, SC—Nate Walsh, who has lived with his parents since 2001, no longer figures into the senator’s plan of rallying Americans around a common, higher purpose.
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    • Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight

      FOXWORTH, MS—Addressing him as
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    • Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose

      CHICAGO—A team of advisers who regularly analyze video of the pose with Obama say the senator spends six hours a day gazing resolutely off into the distance.
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    • Obama Purchases Ad Space On Side Of McCain’s Bus

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    • Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress

      WASHINGTON—President-elect Barack Obama did very well among women and young voters, who were most sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked.
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    • Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering

      WASHINGTON—
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