The Robert Blake Murder Case

American Voicespatriotism ISSUE 38•16 May 1, 2002

Arrested nearly a year after his wife was fatally shot, actor Robert Blake is pleading not guilty to murder charges. What do you think?

  • “This is the new O.J.! Except nobody gives a fuck, and there's a tiny sliver of a possibility that Blake didn't actually do it.”

    Carl Morgan –
    Electrician

  • “His pet cockatoo Fred must be rolling in his cigar-box grave over this.”

    Milt Herndon –
    File Clerk

  • “Bonny Lee Bakley was hardly a saint. She was a con-woman, a grifter. A flim-flammer and a bunko artist. This doll had more angles than an octagon.”

    Rick Evans –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Before we jump to any conclusions about Robert Blake's guilt or innocence, we should first consult the Internet Movie Database to make sure he's still alive.”

    Paul LeMaster –
    Chemical Engineer

  • “As the man himself said, 'Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night.' I'm sorry—I thought we were talking about William Blake.”

    Andrea Stennett –
    Optometrist

  • “Oh, those washed-up celebrities! Who will they kill next?”

    Diane Venable –
    Librarian

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