American Voices

The SARS Epidemic

April 16, 2003 | ISSUE 39•14

Many Americans are worried about the spread of SARS, the mysterious, deadly respiratory illness sweeping China and Hong Kong. What do you think?

  • More than 100 people have died worldwide from SARS! More than 100 people! 100!

    Lori Petruso
    Teacher

  • Will stopping this virus once again require the mass smothering of chickens in plastic trash bags? Just wondering.

    Dan George
    Plumber

  • You have to wonder what monstrosity the Orient will unleash on humanity next. I mean, SARS, anime, Toyotathons...

    Frank Banks
    Systems Analyst

  • From now on, I'm making sure to steer way the hell clear of the Chinatown section of my city, just like I always have.

    Todd Cassell
    Attorney

  • With its limited exposure and 4 percent fatality rate, SARS lies somewhere between rubella and a NASCAR crash on my list of death fears.

    Alicia Green
    Florist

  • Did you say terrorists were behind SARS? Wow, I thought you said that. I'll just repeat that until they know what actually causes it.

    Timothy Conn
    Factory Worker

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