The Shroud Of Turin
0On public display for the first time in 20 years, the Shroud Of Turinbelieved by millions to be Christ's burial shroud, despite being carbon-dated to the Middle Agesis once again a hot topic of debate. What do you think?
“Christ's burial cloth? Give me a break. It looks like some stinky hippie used the good towels.”
Ricky Allen –
Civil Engineer“Whether or not the face on the Shroud is truly that of our Lord, no man—except, of course, a trained scientist using radiocarbon dating—can say.”
Linda Flynn –
Chiropractor“The 'Members Only' insignia on the left breast should be proof enough that the Shroud is fake.”
Lawrence Kingman –
Systems Analyst“I'm not traveling all the way to Italy to see the Shroud Of Turin when we've got the world's largest ball of twine right here.”
Stacie Mazzilli –
Hairstylist“That's nothing, man. I have Jesus' actual autograph. He signed my Bible at GodCon '97.”
Josh Taveras –
Security Guard“You know those scientists who debunked the Shroud? They're all going to hell.”
Chad Swan –
Plumber
