On public display for the first time in 20 years, the Shroud Of Turin—believed by millions to be Christ's burial shroud, despite being carbon-dated to the Middle Ages—is once again a hot topic of debate. What do you think?

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  Christ's burial cloth? Give me a break. It looks like some stinky hippie used the good towels.

  Ricky Allen
  Civil Engineer

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  Whether or not the face on the Shroud is truly that of our Lord, no man—except, of course, a trained scientist using radiocarbon dating—can say.

  Linda Flynn
  Chiropractor

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  The 'Members Only' insignia on the left breast should be proof enough that the Shroud is fake.

  Lawrence Kingman
  Systems Analyst

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  I'm not traveling all the way to Italy to see the Shroud Of Turin when we've got the world's largest ball of twine right here.

  Stacie Mazzilli
  Hairstylist

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  That's nothing, man. I have Jesus' actual autograph. He signed my Bible at GodCon '97.

  Josh Taveras
  Security Guard

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  You know those scientists who debunked the Shroud? They're all going to hell.

  Chad Swan
  Plumber