Congress is exploring ways to combat the problem of "spam," the wave of junk e-mail that has clogged e-mail systems and cost U.S. businesses billions. What do you think?

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  Thank goodness Congress is going to do something about this problem. This should all be cleared up in, like, three weeks.

  Gene Kelso
  Office Manager

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  Gee, you make one little online inquiry into dripping wet teen pussies getting pounded by 12-inch horse cocks, and you're swamped for the rest of your life.

  Andrew Reed
  Forklift Operator

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  Every day, I get these annoying spams that are nothing but cookie recipes and forwarded articles about the benefits of Vitamin C and photos of cats. Wait--those are from my mom.

  Patti Robles
  Art Director

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  MY NAME IS ALFRED MUGABE. I KNOW OF 10 MILLIONS U.S. DOLLARS IN A NIGERIAN BANK AND MUST FIND AN ACCOUNT INTO WHICH TO TRANSFER THE MONIES.

  Alfred Mugabe
  Businessman

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  If not for spam, I never would have met my boyfriend. His name is 8g391b66t274@prize- claimcenter.com.

  Marcia Haines
  Real-Estate Broker

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  Even more disturbing than this never-ending torrent of junk e-mail is the fact that, apparently, they must actually work once in a while.

  Chris Kingery
  Systems Analyst