American Voices

The Sprewell Suspension

December 16, 1997 | ISSUE 32•19

Latrell Sprewell of the NBA's Golden State Warriors was recently suspended for one year after choking verbally abusive coach P.J. Carlesimo during a team practice. Some are calling the suspension too harsh. What do you think?

  • I don't know what I'd do if a coach criticized my dribbling. I'd probably stab him to death.

    Randall Keyes
    Bank Teller

  • Suspending Sprewell is not enough. Carlesimo should be awarded two free throws and the ball.

    Ken LaBranca
    Gardener

  • I think it's obvious what happened. Carlesimo must have foolishly asked Sprewell to make believe he had called without using 1-800-COLLECT.

    Eileen Colangelo
    Systems Analyst

  • Why didn't Sprewell just go out and beat up someone smaller and weaker than him? That's what I used to do when I was on the high-school wrestling team.

    Stephen Utter
    Data Technician

  • I once got chewed out by my coach for not doing lay-ups right. But then I calmed down by masturbating in the locker-room shower.

    Todd Worth
    Waiter

  • One good thing about this incident is the fact that, although a black player assaulted a white coach, nobody has blown it into an explosive, racially polarized powder keg. Allow me to be the first.

    Iris Wunsch
    Civil Engineer

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