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    The Technology Issue In Review

    Slideshow • Science & Technology • ISSUE 45•01 • Dec 29, 2008
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    • Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com

      LOS ANGELES—In an impassioned 1,900-word open letter, Penn said that every American deserves to be rightfully and accurately represented on the World Wide Web.
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    • Microwave Used As Alarm Clock

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    • Amazon.com Recommendations Understand Area Woman Better Than Husband

      SANDUSKY, OH—The 36-year-old Meyers said she appreciates how the online retailer sometimes sends her e-mails
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    • Modern-Day John Henry Dies Trying To Out-Spreadsheet Excel 11.0

      BALTIMORE, MD—As he defeated the software, accountant Wallace Peters raised his head with pride, then just laid his pencil down and died.
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    • Pedophile Less Interested The More He Views 13-Year-Old's MySpace Profile

      LONGVIEW, TX—An interminable blog post was among the red flags that compelled Dwight Sanderson to reconsider his pursuit of "Courtneee."
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    • New Video Game Designed To Have No Influence On Kids' Behavior

      NEW YORK—Stacker, the new first-person vertical-crate-arranger, has been lauded by parents' groups for its non-immersive game play.
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    • 'Most E-Mailed' List Tearing New York Times' Newsroom Apart

      NEW YORK—Nearly two dozen staffers, including four Pulitzer Prize winners and a Baghdad correspondent, have requested transfers to the Times' Home and Garden and Travel desks.
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    • Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human Emotions

      KANSAS CITY, MO—The new Hallmark-brand feelings will fill any gaps left by the company's
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    • Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

      MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to "organize the world's information," announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.
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    • New Mobile-Device Purchase Makes Asshole More Versatile

      NEW YORK—The new BlackBerry 8703c has allowed total shithead Robert McClain to assign more work to his assistants while he is gambling in Atlantic City.
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