The Ten Commandments Ruling
0State Supreme Court justices recently ordered that a Ten Commandments monument be removed from the Alabama Judicial Building. What do you think?
“At the rate the liberals are going, it won't be long before our country has an official policy mandating the separation of church and state.”
Stanley Welty –
Systems Analyst“I support its removal. A monument to the Ten Commandments is a graven image, and therefore blasphemous.”
Opal Birch –
Loan Counselor“Alabama was just using that monument as a cheap, easy way to score some God points anyway.”
Lawrence Petty –
Program Director“People can be so stupid about religion. I always have to explain my 'I'm A Fundament-tail-ist!' T-shirt to people. It means I like ass-fucking, all right?”
Jeff Rawson –
Groundskeeper“I know they have to take down the big granite monument at the Judicial Building, but what about the small tin sign tacked up in the Negro Courtshack?”
Kay Sines –
Talent Director“Let them have their statue. It's Alabama. No one there can read it, anyway.”
Arthur Serra –
Order Filler
