American Voices

The Ten Commandments Ruling

August 27, 2003 | ISSUE 39•33

State Supreme Court justices recently ordered that a Ten Commandments monument be removed from the Alabama Judicial Building. What do you think?

  • At the rate the liberals are going, it won't be long before our country has an official policy mandating the separation of church and state.

    Stanley Welty
    Systems Analyst

  • I support its removal. A monument to the Ten Commandments is a graven image, and therefore blasphemous.

    Opal Birch
    Loan Counselor

  • Alabama was just using that monument as a cheap, easy way to score some God points anyway.

    Lawrence Petty
    Program Director

  • People can be so stupid about religion. I always have to explain my 'I'm A Fundament-tail-ist!' T-shirt to people. It means I like ass-fucking, all right?

    Jeff Rawson
    Groundskeeper

  • I know they have to take down the big granite monument at the Judicial Building, but what about the small tin sign tacked up in the Negro Courtshack?

    Kay Sines
    Talent Director

  • Let them have their statue. It's Alabama. No one there can read it, anyway.

    Arthur Serra
    Order Filler

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