The Ten Commandments Ruling

State Supreme Court justices recently ordered that a Ten Commandments monument be removed from the Alabama Judicial Building. What do you think?

  • “At the rate the liberals are going, it won't be long before our country has an official policy mandating the separation of church and state.”

    Stanley Welty –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I support its removal. A monument to the Ten Commandments is a graven image, and therefore blasphemous.”

    Opal Birch –
    Loan Counselor

  • “Alabama was just using that monument as a cheap, easy way to score some God points anyway.”

    Lawrence Petty –
    Program Director

  • “People can be so stupid about religion. I always have to explain my 'I'm A Fundament-tail-ist!' T-shirt to people. It means I like ass-fucking, all right?”

    Jeff Rawson –
    Groundskeeper

  • “I know they have to take down the big granite monument at the Judicial Building, but what about the small tin sign tacked up in the Negro Courtshack?”

    Kay Sines –
    Talent Director

  • “Let them have their statue. It's Alabama. No one there can read it, anyway.”

    Arthur Serra –
    Order Filler

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