Last week, a team of psychologists declared boxer Mike Tyson–suspended by the Nevada State Athletic Commission last year for biting off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear–"troubled" but fit to fight. What do you think about Tyson's bid for reinstatement?

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  I'm still not convinced that Tyson has the emotional and mental stability necessary to pummel the shit out of somebody."

  Amanda Petry
  Legal Secretary

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  Tyson just hasn't been the same since that one time he was born.

  Danielle Garbey
  School Psychologist

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  If the commission refuses to reinstate Tyson I'm sure he'll be happy to return to his first love: sexual assault.

  Chris Rozema
  Sales Consultant

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  Tyson should be allowed to box only if he truthfully answers one question: Why'd he fuck Joey?

  Jonathan Brookens
  Systems Analyst

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  Tyson was provoked by Holyfield. The videotape clearly shows Holyfield hitting him.

  Tony Wilcox
  Surgeon

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  That guy? He's nuts. I don't care what anybody says–that Freeman Dyson is one whacked-out physicist if he thinks anyone will ever construct a mobile artificial planet.

  Jerry Lopez
  Mathematician