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    The Vice-Presidency Of Joe Biden

    Slideshow • Politics • ISSUE 46•45 • Nov 10, 2010
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    • Biden Says Life Better Than It Was 4 Years Ago But Nothing Can Touch Summer Of '87

      CHARLOTTE, NC—Accepting his renomination at the Democratic National Convention on Thursday, Vice President Joe Biden countered recent Republican criticisms by asserting that most Americans were indeed better off than they were four ago, but he ackno...
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    • Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention

      WASHINGTON—Saying it was his duty to "heed the call of the open road," Vice President Joe Biden set off hitchhiking to the Democratic National Convention today, relying solely on his charm and the generosity of passing motorists to make hi...
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    • Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

      WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to jump a motorcycle over the entire length of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. Biden...
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    • Biden Implores Obama To 'Rub One Out' Before Debate

      'Don't Want Pussy On The Mind Out There,' Reports Vice President

      DENVER—Noting that tonight’s debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama to “rub one out” so that he could “get pussy off the mind” before taki...
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    • Biden Pins Up Guitar Lesson Flyers On White House Bulletin Board

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    • Biden Asks White House Visitor If He Wants To Check Out Roof

      WASHINGTON—Claiming it was "pretty fucking cool up there" and not to be missed, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly asked Estonian ambassador Väino Reinart on several occasions Sunday if he wanted to check out the White House roof. 
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    • Biden Calls Dibs On Qaddafi's Clothes

      WASHINGTON—Interrupting a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff on Tuesday, Vice President Joe Biden called dibs on the clothes of Muammar Qaddafi, saying he wanted first pick of the Libyan dictator's wardrobe as soon as he was deposed.
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    • Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

      WASHINGTON—"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked his sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts.
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    • Joe Biden Shows Up To Inauguration With Ponytail

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    • Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

      In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'
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    • Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's

      DALLAS—"Mr. Biden has been given many, many chances to act in a responsible and respectful manner while enjoying the great food and fun that Dave & Buster’s has to offer. Unfortunately, he has failed to do so time and again," said a restaurant spokesperson.
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    • Obama Asks Biden Not To Stand So Close

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    • Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While

      JUÁREZ, MEXICO—"I need to steer clear of D.C. until some shit blows over," said Biden, sitting in the far corner of a Mexican cantina with his back to the wall and taking  a long swig from a bottle of Tecate Light.
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    • Biden Now A Purple Belt

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    • Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet

      The vice president hopes the American women can join him for a discussion of the Middle Class Relief Act and some of his famous braised lamb.
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    • Bounced Joe Biden Check Still Taped Up In Delaware Liquor Store

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