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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•12 • Mar 28, 2011
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    • Last Of 2008 Christmas Puppies Euthanized, Marking Start Of Spring

      NEW YORK—In a familiar sign that spring is just around the corner, animal shelters across the nation announced this week that they have put down the last batch of dogs that were given as Christmas gifts in 2008.
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    • Gorgeous 25-Year-Old Dead At 79

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    • Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish

      Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish vocabulary.
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    • Deaths Of 20,000 Japanese Afford Planet Solid 15 Minutes In Which Everyone Acts Like A Human Being

      EARTH—Following the recent earthquake and tsunami that tragically took the lives of an estimated 20,000 Japanese citizens, the planet Earth was afforded a good 15 minutes during which its inhabitants behaved like actual human beings, sources reported.
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    • Criminal Case Of 'USA v. Steroid-Using Liar Barry Bonds' Begins

      SAN FRANCISCO—Barry Bonds, the San Francisco Giants outfielder who in 2007 capped his 22-year baseball career by becoming the MLB's all-time home run leader, arrived in Courtroom 10 of the Phillip Burton Federal Courthouse at 8 a.m. Monday to appear in Case No. 3:07-cr-00732-SI, USA v. Steroid-Using Liar Barry Bonds.
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    • Hero Shop Saves Hundreds From Hunger

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    • In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once

      The nation is still reeling from accident at Sony Pictures which unleashed dozens of films starring the irritating actress on an unsuspecting public.
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    • Time Between Thing Being Amusing, Extremely Irritating Down To 4 Minutes

      PROVIDENCE, RI—According to a study released this week by Brown University's Department of Modern Culture and Media, it now takes only four minutes for a new cultural touchstone to transform from an amusing novelty into an intensely annoying thing people never want to see or hear again.
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    • Millionaire Pays For Breast Implants For Rolls Royce Hood Ornament

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    • NCAA Selection Committee Announces Sweet 16: 'It's The Teams That Won Last Weekend'

      INDIANAPOLIS—The 10 members of the NCAA Selection Committee reconvened in Indianapolis late Sunday to select this year's Sweet 16 participants, announcing they had chosen the teams that, at the end of last weekend, had won their first- and second-ro...
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    • Laid-Back Voices Urging Man To Kill His Family When He Gets A Chance

      CLAYTON, MO—According to easygoing voices inside the head of local man Tom Kepler, 39, the husband and father of three should maybe consider murdering his whole family when he has a minute, if it isn't too much trouble.
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