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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•13 • Apr 4, 2011
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    • Even Newt Gingrich A Little Depressed By Prospect Of Him Running For President

      WASHINGTON—Expressing a reaction similar to millions of other dismayed Americans, Newt Gingrich admitted Monday that he too was feeling "pretty bummed out" about the prospect of a Newt Gingrich presidential campaign.
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    • House Of Blues Opens Drive-Thru Window

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    • American Dream Declared Dead As Final Believer Gives Up

      The last vestige of the American Dream slipped away as a Pennington, IL resident quietly laid aside his hope of owning a bar & grill.
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    • Report: Majority Of Americans Just Gotta, You Know, Get Motivated And Do It

      WASHINGTON—According to a new report from the National Association of Just Getting Out There and Getting It Done, when it comes to making it happen, a majority of Americans just have to, you know, get motivated and do it.
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    • Chicago Cubs Can't Believe They're Doing This Again

      CHICAGO—Cubs players, coaches, and management expressed disbelief Thursday, questioning whether they were out of their minds for participating in another Major League Baseball season
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    • Elderly Man Spends Quiet Afternoon In National Park Feeding Trout To Eagles

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    • Damaged Women Stage Drunken 2 a.m. March On Washington

      The Damaged Women's Coalition angrily marched on the capitol this afternoon before returning later drunk and crying.
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    • Man Wakes Up From Bender With Financial Problems Solved

      EUGENE, OR—Though he has only the haziest memories of what happened between the time he left work Friday evening and woke up late Sunday afternoon, marketing associate Ben Taylor told reporters today that during his 36-hour drinking binge, he somehow managed to sort out his entire financial situation.
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    • Dribbling Carmelo Anthony Demands Ball

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    • Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism

      WALLINGFORD, CT—Upending more than two centuries of free-market theory, leading economists across the globe announced Thursday that the fundamental principles of capitalism had been "irrefutably disproved" by the continued existence of the designer fruit-basket company Edible Arrangements.
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    • Harry Connick, Jr. Dies In Piano Fire

      NEW ORLEANS—According to a statement released by the New Orleans Police Department, a piano fire claimed the life of celebrated singer Harry Connick, Jr.
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