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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•15 • Apr 18, 2011
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    • Piece Of Art For Sale On Coffeehouse Wall Has Had It Up To Here With The Wiseass Remarks

      MADISON, WI—A painting hanging on the wall of Mother Fool's coffee shop in Madison announced Tuesday that it was growing "pretty frigging tired" of the unending stream of smart aleck jokes and insults hurled its way.
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    • Law Prohibits Nation's Shawnas From Using Tanning Beds

      The Health and Human Services says that the country's Shawnas are "tan enough."
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    • Author Promoting Book Gives It Her All Whether It's Just 3 People Or A Crowd Of 9 People

      CINCINNATI—Shortly before her reading Tuesday at local bookstore Word Mentality, author Francine Massey told reporters that she does her absolute best for everyone who comes out to see her, whether it's just three people or a much larger crowd of nine people.
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    • Miami Heat Complete Worst Season In NBA History At 58-24

      MIAMI—Despite having high expectations heading into the 2010-2011 season, the Miami Heat suffered the worst regular season record of all-time Wednesday, limping to a painfully humiliating 58-24 and finishing an embarrassing second place in the Easte...
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    • The Onion Review: Congress Cuts Its Step-Son's Funding

      Aspen police frantically search for a missing ski, the show Ghost Hunters somehow always finds ghosts, and voyeurs watch a womens' march through the bushes. It's the week of April 11th, 2011.
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    • Last Pick Of WNBA Draft Earns Title Of Saddest Woman In America

      BRISTOL, CT—With the 36th and final pick of the 2011 WNBA Draft, the Seattle Storm selected 6-foot-5 center and rebound specialist Krystal Thomas, thereby officially making her the saddest woman in the United States of America.
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    • How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

      Watch Our Webby Award Winning Coverage: Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
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