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    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•21 • May 23, 2011
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    • Alan Rickman Ends Pizza Delivery Order With Ominous 'So Be It'

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    • Man's Life Riddled With Continuity Errors

      DENTON, TX—Sources confirmed Friday that the life of local marketing associate Rich Hammond has been plagued by a series of glaring errors in continuity, leading many to believe it was poorly thought out, with little regard for basic logic or consis...
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    • Mavericks: Winning Championship For Jason Kidd Not Really A Factor In Wanting NBA Title

      DALLAS—Already one game up in the Western Conference Finals and within sight of the NBA title, the Dallas Mavericks confirmed Thursday they were not putting any special thought or effort into winning the championship for veteran point guard Jason Ki...
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    • America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You?

      The Onion News Network Special Investigative Undercover Response Team reports on whether the nation's waitresses are just being friendly.
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    • Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

      TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible....
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    • A Look Inside Planned Parenthood's $8 Billion Abortionplex

      Climbing wall, food court, large-capacity fetus incinerators: Look inside Planned Parenthood's new abortionplex.
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    • Roy Halladay Draws Strike Zone On Back Of Hand As Reminder

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    • Cash-Strapped PBS Releases Nova Special On Physics Behind Rhythmically Bouncing Breasts

      A load of mulch is dumped in a pretty ballsy location, a racehorse is unaware it just cost some kid new braces, and desperate PBS airs ‘Nova: Boobs a’ Bouncin’’
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    • What Are We Putting Into Storage?

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    • Scott Erickson Attempts To Sell 1994 No-Hitter On eBay

      MINNEAPOLIS—Hoping to make a little extra money, former Minnesota Twins pitcher Scott Erickson placed his 1994 no-hitter against the Milwaukee Brewers up for sale on eBay Sunday.
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    • Load Of Mulch Dumped In Kind Of Ballsy Location

      ST. CLOUD, MN—Onlookers expressed shock and grudging admiration Wednesday after noticing a full load of mulch had been dumped in what all agreed was a pretty ballsy location.  The 50 pounds of compost was reportedly shoveled onto the extremely unort...
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    • Everyone But You Attending Some Important Meeting In Other Room

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