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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•23 • Jun 8, 2011
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    • Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

      'I Made A Terrible Mistake' Says Heir To British Throne

      LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was ...
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    • Joba Chamberlain Holds Stuffed-Animals-Only Meeting

      NEW YORK—Yankees reliever Joba Chamberlain reportedly led a stuffed-animals-only meeting on the floor of the team’s clubhouse Thursday, addressing confidants Wugsy the Bear, Cuddly Monkey, Fluff Fluff the Kitty, and Tiny Horsey.
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    • Planet Earth Doesn't Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave

      
EARTH—According to a statement released to the press Tuesday, the planet Earth has "just about run out of ways" to let its roughly 6.9 billion human inhabitants know it wants them all to leave.
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    • 43-Year-Old With Skateboard Not Fooling Anyone

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    • Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

      In The Know panelists discuss a new congressional report linking all of America's problems to the fact that our entire nation was built on top of Native American graves.
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    • When Area Waitress Gets A Chance

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    • National Dating Standards Lowered

      In order to spur coupling, the National Dating Agency has lowered standards to include gambling addicts and the morbidly obese.
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    • Mark Ruffalo Completely Shuts Down About Life, Love & Show Business

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    • 'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes

      CHICAGO—Following various incidents in which they stumbled, got distracted, or simply lost their grip, thousands of dopes across the country announced Friday that they had spilled their sodas.  "Oh no," Wilmette, IL dim-bulb Stuart Rowley said after accidentally dumping nearly two-thirds of his 32-ounce Mountain Dew down the front of his T-shirt and onto his lap. "I spilled my soda all over."
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